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How I smell is olfactory. The optic nerve, it lets me see. And my eyes won’t stay on the ball without four, six, and three.
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Number five will help me chew and feel the wind upon my face. But my food won’t go down below unless the vagus sets the pace.
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Now the muscles of facial expression and the taste on the tip of my tongue, spit, phlem, and tears is the facial nerve, dears, but we’re not nearly done.
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The vestibulocochlear, also known as number eight, keeps me upright and helps me hear, two valuable traits.
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The glossopharyngeal lets no surface go to waste. In the back of the mouth we have feeling there, and taste.
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Now you may shrug your shoulders, say “I should have stayed in bed,” but without the spinal accessory nerve you couldn’t even shake your head.
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Now the hypoglossal gives form to the words of the song, gives power and lift and life to the muscles of the tongue.
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